You know I’m not a doctor
But I play one on TV
And you could be my agent
Just don’t question my reality

It’s such a relief I got perfect teeth
And I’ve never known a frown
An air of mystique and my whole technique
Is finding you on your way down

Wherever I go I find an open road
And I do what they say and I smile whenever I’m told
Here – I don’t think that they mind
Wherever I go and whatever I see,
I find myself in the scenery

You know I’m not too friendly
But I practice all my lines
And you could be my agent
Just don’t question how I spend my time

It’s such a relief that I’ve never known grief
And I’ve never been alone
An air of mystique and my whole technique
Is finding you on your way down

Wherever I go I find an open road
And I do what they say and I smile whenever I’m told
Here – I don’t think that they mind
Wherever I go and whatever I see,
I find myself in the, find myself in the...

Looking around for some common ground
And a voice to answer to
I told you before it’s a lonely chore
It’s a morning ever new

Wherever I go I find an open road
And I do what they say and I smile whenever I’m told
Here – I don’t think that they mind
And wherever I go and whatever I see,
I find myself in the
Find myself in the scenery.

Music and Lyrics © 2010 Brett Terry, All Rights Reserved.